- Need. Coffee.
- I hate morning people
- Jo’s awake! My UK BFF should live here, she’s nocturnal
- OMG so much happens on Facebook when I’m asleep
- I live in the wrong country tbh
- But it’s too cold in the UK – way way way too cold
- Giggle *thongs* they just don’t get it
- France tho?
- A quick Google of house prices over there. Like five minutes, tops, and then I’m writing
- Aww these are adorable
- We could learn to speak French
- OMG that would be the sweetest, Bonjour!
- Un vin blanc!
- Imagine the little boys speaking French! Maman SWEEEEET
- What’s the Euro conversion?
- ALL THE BREAD, ALL THE CHEESES.
- And French women never get fat
- I could definitely write more there
- I’d be closer to all my UK friends
- They could totes come and stay!
- Like, one year, that’s all…
- Look at those bistros, I bet Hemingway drank there
- It’s way too early for wine
- Time. To. Write.
- But first, food
- Brain food
- OK, a spoonful of Nutella it is
- And one more coffee
- Everything tastes bitter because it’s not French fml
- OKAY. WORK I MEAN IT THIS TIME
- Oh, twitter, what the hell is #PigGate
- OMFG He WHAT?
- Those memes tho
- Surely he didn’t?
- Bacon’s off the menu
- Far out, maybe us Aussies aren’t so bad after all
- How am I supposed to write romance after reading that???
- I need to wash my eyes with disinfectant
- OK. OPEN DOCUMENT
- Cute puppy photo!
- I’m gonna instagram the hell out of that
- and pin it? I need a new board
- 78,000 words to edit
- That’s cool
- I can do it
- OMG I’ve done ONE PAGE IN ONE HOUR
- Turing off the Wi-Fi
- Who am I kidding? I’m not that person
- Nutella
- Think of the wine
- Six hours and it’s wine time
- Or whine time hahahaha
- OK. I MEAN IT. EDIT.
Oh Rebecca, that is hilarious. (And I understand.entirely)
hahah thanks, Gayle! I think it’s our process! Gotta lead into it slowly! xxx
This sounds about right. Glad to see I’m not the only one! I think writers make the best procrastinators.
I think it’s part of our process! Thanks for reading! xx
the use of the word ‘tho’ makes me have a little chuckle 😉
hahahah was trying to do what the cool kids do! It was very hard not to correct it! hahahah